Sex toys, trips to Israel, free Audi rentals and lots more.
This year’s Academy Awards nominees will walk away with a goodie bag worth $200,000 EACH – by far the most valuable swag in the history of the Oscars.
Nominees can all look forward to free breast lifts, while the female nominees – including our own Saoirse Ronan – will receive a $250 ‘Arouser’ that promises ‘gentle suction’ and ‘stimulation.’
The goodie bags come from LA firm Distinctive Assets, an outfit that works with companies to capitalise on the fame of potential Oscar winners.
Here are just some of the items that Ronan and Brie Larson can look forward to finding in their bag-for-life.
• A 10-day, first-class trip to Israel ($55,000)
• A year’s worth of unlimited Audi car rentals from Silvercar ($45,000)
• A 15-day walking tour of Japan ($45,000)
• 3 private training sessions with “celebrity wellness expert” and star of ABC’s My Diet Is Better Than Yours, Jay Cardiello ($1,400)
• Ultherapy—a laser skin-tightening procedure courtesy of 740 Park MD ($5,530)
• A Lifetime supply of skin creams from Lizora ($31,200)
• A Fit Club TV “Ultimate Fitness Package” in a private villa ($6,250)
• A Haze Dual V3 Vaporizer – or an E-Cigarette – valued at $249.99
There’s also the Vampire Breast Lift, priced at $1,900, which ‘uses blood-derived growth factors to revive rounder cleavage without implants.’
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