“Has it ever occurred to any of you that there might be more beavers?”
Sometimes you can read the mere plot outline of a movie, and you immediately get the sense that it’s going to be barnstorming, amazing, phenomenal success. Zombeavers is one of those movies, and we can’t envisage it taking any less than $74 billion at the box office on opening weekend.
Essentially, they have come upon the scientific calculation for movie success by mixing, and we quote, college girls doing “drinking games, topless sunbathing, and sexual exploration” with zombie beavers, the most deadly undead predators known to man.
The production team is made up of the folks behind movies such as The Ring, We’re the Millers and American Pie, so that will surely guarantee that it’s going to be an Oscar contender. Our only question is why isn’t this movie already out?
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