Teresa! I forgot me feckin trousers!
We’ve noticed a distinct lack of hairy babies around Ireland in the last few years which is largely due to the unfortunate passing of a man who fought in Vietnam and taught Elvis how to play karate.
It seems that former Mr Universe Pat Mustard may have joined his former girlfriends, that died from exhaustion, on that magical milk-float in the sky that we call heaven, or has he?
Pat was always too much of a rogue for Ireland’s conservative ways, the police hounded him because he was so gorgeous while Fr Ted was suspicious of his intentions to put his big tool in Mrs Doyle’s box.
It’s a crying shame that he ended up having to yank himself off around the clock really.
Pat has always been a a very careful man but his standards have been slipping recently after his venture into the world of Tinder and now this public sighting at TedFest2015.
We’re just glad that he remembered his fecking trousers here as he propositioned Mrs O’Reilly with a few lovely pints of milk in the local store on the Aran Craggy Island.
This is superb work from David Ryan, Kevin Daly and Laura Colleran because it’s the the small detail of the theme music that absolutely cracked us up.
We really hope that Pat’s not offering the ladies UHT milk here. See, no one drinks that because it’s shite.
If that wasn’t enough Mustard magic then here’s some more. Proof that his face wasn’t blown into the side of a tree.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb1e1zvVjpo&feature=youtu.be
LISTEN: You Must Be Jokin’ with Aideen McQueen – Faith healers, Coolock craic and Gigging as Gaeilge
