We died. Obviously.
Although there’s currently a massive Game Of Thrones-shaped hole in our lives, the pain caused by the absence of The Imp and friends (and enemies) has been slightly eased with the help of a number of different things. We’ve had this synthtastic version of the terrific theme tune, these brilliant impressions from this young fan, and now this excellently-designed flowchart lets us gauge the odds of our own survival in the wonderful and wicked world of Westeros.
We’ll be honest though, those odds really aren’t good. As it turns out, JOE probably wouldn’t last until the show’s first ad break, never mind make it as far as a traditionally bloodthirsty Episode 9.
Created by the fine people at Dorkly, this flowchart answers the question you’ve been asking yourself since you first laid eyes on the revenge-filled, phenomenally-violent Seven Kingdoms, “would you survive Game Of Thrones?”*
*No. No you wouldn’t.
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