Ever wanted to get up close and personal with a big shot celebrity? Maybe even sleep with them? Well, now’s your chance.
For the very reasonable price of $15.18 per item, one Hollywood superfan with a slightly unique taste in bedding is selling their entire collection of Nicolas Cage-inspired pillowcases.
Or PillowCages as we’re now calling them here at JOE HQ.
The world now knows that adding Nicolas Cage’s visage to anything improves it immeasurably, as we all found out with this morphed version of Miley Cyrus’ Wrecking Ball.
PillowCages though were clearly the next obvious choice in the evolution of ‘Stuff and Things Inspired By That Guy Who Collects Castles In His Spare Time.’ The incredible selection features the actor’s face in an array of poses from a number of his films including, Ghost Rider, Season of the Witch and National Treasure.
No Bed Lieutenant though? Wahey!
There’s thoughtful, pensive Cage:
There’s sexy, steamy Cage:
And then there’s even sexier and even steamier Cage:
Super, smouldering, sleepy stuff from the Oscar-winning actor right there.
You can check out the rest of the wonderful collection on Amazon by clicking here.
The highlight of the sale though has to be some of the amazing customer reviews, including this particular one from long-time insomniac Zach Anderson. Since purchasing one of the PillowCages, the film fan has finally now been able to acheive his desired, perfect sleep, albeit with some interesting side effects:
“The sleep has been perfection. The first night I dreamt of stealing the Declaration of Independence then stopped rogue marines from dropping poison gas on a sporting complex. The next night I dreamt I was a sorcerer, then foiled the plans of several felons aboard an aircraft. The list goes on and on from there.”
On that description we’re sold.
Forget Face/Off, we want Cage’s Face/On our pillows.
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