If you’re like us you probably tend to try and ignore the squabblings of celebrity couples as they fall in and out of love.
We have far more important and grown up things to do like messing around on Pokemon Go on the streets of London or flying out to Spain to try and fleece Neymar at cards.
The whole Calvin Harris and Taylor Swift break up drama passed us by… until the shit completely hit the fan.
It was all fairly amicable at first. They went their separate ways and were very mature about it, like you’re supposed to when you’re a grown adult.
But then things turned very sour.
Thinly veiled tweets were fired about, lovey dovey photos of each other were wiped off Instagram, and then Swift headed off on a romantic holiday with actor Tom Hiddleston, which appeared to be wilfully broadcast to every newspaper in the Western world.
Now things have really kicked off.
It came after Swift’s people confirmed that it was actually her who wrote Harris’ song ‘This Is What You Came For.’
Harris, to be fair, seemed cool about it and was up front about the whole thing…
And she sings on a little bit of it too ?
Amazing lyric writer and she smashed it as usual https://t.co/vW3yGOIJit— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) July 13, 2016
Very up front…
I wrote the music, produced the song, arranged it and cut the vocals though. And initially she wanted it kept secret, hence the pseudonym
— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) July 13, 2016
But then things jumped up about five notches at once…
Hurtful to me at this point that her and her team would go so far out of their way to try and make ME look bad at this stage though ?
— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) July 13, 2016
I figure if you're happy in your new relationship you should focus on that instead of trying to tear your ex bf down for something to do
— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) July 13, 2016
Then he seemingly dragged Katy Perry into the whole thing, saying he wasn’t going to be ‘buried like Katy’…
I know you're off tour and you need someone new to try and bury like Katy ETC but I'm not that guy, sorry. I won't allow it
— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) July 13, 2016
Perry didn’t even have to say a word in response though…
— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) July 13, 2016
Well, almost…
Time, the ultimate truth teller.
— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) May 9, 2015
He did sign off his Twitter rant on a more positive note though…
Please focus on the positive aspects of YOUR life because you've earned a great one
— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) July 13, 2016
God bless everyone have a beautiful day
— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) July 13, 2016