It'll show you where the toilets are, but not where you left your dignity...
This'll come in handy when you're stumbling around Stradbally at 3am on Saturday morning, wearing nothing but a pair of mis-matched wellies and a tye-dye bra that you borrowed from the hairy man in the tent next to you. Thanks Brandon!
It is, of course, the official Electric Picnic site plan for this year's festival. You could, if you were in any way well-prepared and sensible, print out the map, laminate it, and keep it around your neck on a lanyard at all times. Or, if you're like JOE, you'll just see what the craic is and you'll end up wherever you end up. We're, like, such a free spirit man...
