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05th Jun 2018

There’s a new contender for the most bogus fake ID that’s been used to buy drink at a festival

Paul Moore

Fake ID festival

You have to admire the neck.

There’s a lot of life lessons that you could take from Superbad.

For example, we now know that it’s possible to spend hours upon hours drawing dicks. Aside from this, we also know that “No one has gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since ‘Nam” and that anyone who wears a vest instantly looks like Aladdin.

Valuable stuff.

This being said, it’s arguable that the biggest lesson that Superbad imparted on any impressionable youngster are the mistakes that can be made when trying to buy booze when you’re underage.

1) Don’t choose a fake name that sounds like an Irish R&B singer. 2) Pick a fake age that’s appropriate. 3) Remain calm, cool and collected throughout.

On that note, you have to admire the sheer nerve of this creative punter that was turned away from a recent beer festival in Derbyshire.

If you watched Little Britain, you’ll definitely be familiar with this fake ID.

As the Dronfield Police said below: “This raised door staffs suspicions at the 3 valley’s beer festival in Dronfield when stood at the bar saying ‘I want that one’ and pulled out his identification . The door staff were having none of it.”

Some nerve.

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