Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned…especially if that woman hath a bread knife
In the province of Sao Paulo in Brazil, one man tonight is without his member, after his wife found him cheating with another man and sawed off his penis with a bread knife. We flinched when we read it as well.
Brazil’s Globo G1 site is reporting that the 28-year-old man was caught cheating by his wife, but she let several days go past before she exacted her revenge on her unwitting spouse.
She offered to play out a sexual fantasy with him where he would be tied to the bed, and once he was unable to move, she got to sawing away with a serrated edge knife.
According to The Telegraph, the man and his penis (we’ll take a moment to pause to think of the sad fact that the two had to be listed separately here) were rushed to hospital, but the organ was not able to be saved.
Doctors have described his condition as stable however, so he will live to fight another day, but we imagine he won’t be picking up a bread knife to cut himself a slice of batch for a sandwich any time soon.
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