You couldn't make this up... and we didn't.
Every so often, a story comes across JOE's desk that is just so bizarre that we feel the need to share it with the world. This is one of those stories.
Derek Bennett, a 26 year old man from Oklahoma, was arrested by local police this week for "furiously masturbating" in the middle of a Walmart store.
That's right, "furiously masturbating."
The police received a call from two shocked onlookers who claimed that Bennett was walking around the store with his... erm... 'bits' hanging out. The police managed to catch up with him as he fled the store and, when Bennett was questioned by the cops, he expressed genuine surprise that he'd been caught.
Wait 'til you hear the best bit though; the full name of the store is Walmart: Tire and Lube Express.
Poor Derek. He'll have to find something else to do with his hands now that he is in chains.
Main pic: Tulsa County Jail via The Metro.
