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07th Aug 2015

Does size matter? Study reveals what makes a ‘good looking’ penis

Is your 'Johnson' up to standard?

JOE

It turns out, size isn’t the most important thing to women

Warning, you’re about to read some adult content, are you sure you want to keep reading? Of course you do…

Has anyone ever looked down at their manhood and wondered if everything is alright down there? Does it (we call ours the ‘Lance of Love) look normal and is it… adequate?

But thanks to science, and these swiss researchers, we now know what women look for in a good looking penis.

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Top of the list is the general cosmetic appearance, is it ‘normal’ looking without any weird bends or deformities?

In second place was pubic hair appearance, women want men to have a well groomed undercarriage so get the tree surgeons out to your enchanted forests lads.

In a photo finish for third place there was a tie between quality of penis skin (moisturise daily) and girth of your love spear.

Yes it really does mean that length isn’t hugely important, as it comes in a lowly fifth behind the appearance of the head your magic wand.

Science doesn’t lie guys, pay attention.

Hat-tip to the Irish Mirror.

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