The incident occurred last Tuesday.
According to reports, a lonely Argentine shepherd was found dead in his bed on Tuesday after neighbours had reported a strange smell coming from the man’s home.
Investigators forced their way into the farmer’s house and found him lying dead beside what appeared to be another person.
However, upon closer inspection, the investigators found that the ‘other person’ was actually a scarecrow dressed up in jeans, lipstick, a wig and a 6-inch plastic sex tube.
Neighbours had reported that the man in question was a bit of a ‘loner’ who didn’t have many visitors and who didn’t own a mobile phone.
According to El Diario de Balcarce, the 58-year-old famer had died of “non-traumatic cardiac arrest,” and there were no signs of injury or a struggle at the scene.
What a horrible way to go…
H/T Gawker – El Diario de Balcarce – Thanks to Darren for sending this our way
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