‘Gareth’ Bale for sale. For €85million. In Wexford

No need for Real Madrid fans to get too worried though...

If only this story had appeared on Monday, it might have blown Jim White’s mind. Well, it would until Jim worked out what was really going on. Posted on Done Deal yesterday, sadly a few days after the transfer window SLAMMED shut, one Wexford farmer is trying to capitalise on the Gareth Bale mania by selling a bale called ‘Gareth’. As the ad says: Someone told me a Welsh bale called Gareth sold for €100m the other day so if giving this a shot. Can’t blame a guy for trying. And they will even deliver if you pay the full €85m, which is pretty sound. If you fancy making a bid, check out the ad here.