We’ve all done things we regret but…
We’re sure you are already making your own ‘withdrawal’ jokes but this story in the Metro is simply crying out for some stupid gags. A gentleman called Lonnie Hutton went into a bar in Tennessee and made a beeline for the boozer’s cash machine. Once there he started to have sex with the said innocent cash dispenser.
Quite how and why remains a mystery but the cops were called and by the time they arrived the transaction (with a focus on the action there) was complete. Hutton was, however, still in the nip from the waist down.
The coppers did what they had to do and arrested him, and they brought him outside to complete the paperwork. That was when the man started a fresh liason with a nearby picnic table.
Hutton was eventually done for public intoxication and bailed at $250.
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