A man in the Dominican Republic had one epic night’s drinking after which he woke up without his most valuable possession
We’ve all had those nights where things get a little out of hand and we realise we’ve had a few too many glasses of rock shandy, but one man from Santiago in the Dominican Republic has taken things to a whole new level when he woke up without his penis after a heavy night on the sauce.
Geraldo Ramos, who’s 64 years young, managed to somehow completely lose the run of himself and black out on the way home. According to MinutoUno.com the man isn’t too sure exactly what happened, but his neighbours claim that he stripped down completely naked, and ran through the streets, where a dog attacked him and bit off a his, ahem, member. Talk about being sick as a dog the next day…
Ramos himself denies that this was the case, and that the whole village has gone a bit mad with the speculation, with everyone telling a different story. Either way, he’s still got his pet dog anyway. If you want, you can check out the video interview here, depending on how good your Spanish is. Even if it’s decent though, he’s got a seriously thick accent and it’s fairly hard to understand what he’s saying.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLb0YJYMstw
No longer able to count on the services of his little friend, he now uses a catheter to go to the toilet, but he seems fairly relaxed about the whole incident, apart from the fact that, as the reporter notes, he plans on never touching another drop of alcohol again. Still, if ever there was an ad for drinking responsibly lads, then this is most definitely it.
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