We weren’t expecting these…
JOE is always careful when it comes to what we write about because we don’t want to be tracked by “The Man”. That’s why all of our staff wear tinfoil hats while writing on their laptops. True story…
Ok, we don’t really, but this trend might catch on now that we have decided to write about the CIA.
You may have seen that the USA’s first line of intelligence-gathering has recently joined the Twitterverse and, to mark their one month anniversary, they decided to tweet the five most popular questions that they’ve been asked so far.
To say the questions are varied is a massive understatement…
No, we don’t know your password, so we can’t send it to you. #sorrynotsorry #twitterversary
— CIA (@CIA) July 7, 2014
YES, we are hiring. http://t.co/008Lvn9fWJ #twitterversary — CIA (@CIA) July 7, 2014
Sorry for not following you back @TheEllenShow. But if you visit us maybe we can take a selfie? #twitterversary — CIA (@CIA) July 7, 2014
We flew an A-12 OXCART, not a SR-71 BLACKBIRD. Ours flew higher & faster. But, more on that later. #twitterversary pic.twitter.com/jLSCsn9RYn
— CIA (@CIA) July 7, 2014
No, we don’t know where Tupac is. #twitterversary
— CIA (@CIA) July 7, 2014
Well that settles it then, although Chris Rock seems to disagree…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRMfXHPGNk8
Clip via – Tony Magbanua
Right, we’re off to check if there is a surveillance van parked outside our office.
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