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07th Sep 2015

PIC: A horse with a “permanent erection” is causing trouble in this Irish town

He was spotted on mane street

Joe Harrington

He was spotted on mane street.

You know those community groups on Facebook? They’re great for connecting people who live in the same area and there’s loads of local knowledge and advice posted on them.

The one in Balbriggan in Dublin has over 2,500 active members and the page bio says “it’s been created with a view to helping one another out whether is be on a personal or business basis.”

A post on there today was more of a public service announcement than the any of the above, the man who wrote it is concerned about a rather frisky horse that’s in the local area.

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“His big trunk just hanging there for all the world to see” is our favourite line in the post, it’s too good.

JOE reader Donnacha McCormack sent this in and told us: “Incidentally, that field is 100 yards from my house and true to form, himself was there swinging it around like Ron Jeremy in his pomp when I got home.”

If you are missing a particularly horny horse at the moment, you know where to find him.

Cheers to Donnacha McCormack for sending this our way. If you have a story, send it to us on Twitter, Facebook or [email protected].

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