The case isn’t exactly black and white.
Its been a long time since we’ve herd a genuine farming mystery which is why we were intrigued by this case of a missing cow in Killeagh, Co Cork.
While we’re short on clues, it’s pretty hard to imagine anyone that would have any serious beef with this cow but it must be offal to lose an animal.
We’re reliably informed that everyone involved in the search will be looking long into the night, even if they’re bloody freezing friesian’.
In all seriousness, here’s hoping that that the cow is found and returned to its owner.
H.T – JOE reader Mark O’Reilly
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