Not good, not good at all…
Stag dos can be dangerous affairs for the groom to be but incidents like this are still quite rare.
According to ITV, while on his stag do in Magaluf 29-year-old Mark ‘Bodge’ Bythway ended up in a tattoo parlour and woke up with this.
ITV kindly add in that Mark has the nickname Bodge after his grandfather said he looked like a ‘bodged’ baby when he was born, whatever that means.
The good news, if there is any, is that Mark genuinely does love car boot sales.
“When I woke up, I just thought it was Henna. Then I realised it was permanent. I thought, ‘Well, maybe I’ll get into car boot sales for free’. The wedding is still on. But my fiancée says I have to get it removed or covered up.
“I do genuinely love car boot sales.”
Not so bad then…
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