Who says romance is dead?
Valentine’s Day brings a lot of pressure to us lads.
Yeah, our partners will often agree with our rants that this is just a holiday created by corporate greed. Once the day comes around, however, the pressure to make sure our partners have a card or some flowers is very real.
You don’t want to be the one who didn’t bother getting something when everyone around you is immersed in plastic love.
We can only imagine the pressure this man was under.
He was obviously in a blind panic and bought whatever he saw first, but still, this is easily the best Valentine’s gift ever. You know it and I know it, nothing says I love you like a bunch of…eh…asparagus.
dad bought my mum asparagus for valentines day thinkin they were daffodils nope I am done pic.twitter.com/WUegB97GeV
— megan (@_meganwhite_) February 14, 2015
You may laugh, but how much soup do you think you could make from a bunch of conventional flowers?
Exactly…
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