Police are a-peeling for help
Ireland is a wonderful place to live but sometimes JOE is so afraid of criminals that we think about locking ourselves away in the bomb shelter with our copies of Glenroe on DVD and our trusted potato gun for protection.
We know that taters are gonna tate our plan but that’s just a fact of life.
The dreaded Cavan mashia mafia were out in force yesterday as they broke into a local shop and stole multiple items.
While this is clearly a very serious issue and we hope the people are caught, we can’t help but laugh at the title of this article and the fact that it’s the spuds that seem to be given most prominence.
If you have any information on this heinous crime then get in touch with the local Gardai, they’re a-peeling for help.
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