Either Peter Odemwingie is one of the most incredibly well-spoken footballers around or his Twitter account has just been hacked.
Call it a vicious stereotype if you must, but there’s no doubting the fact that footballers don’t have a reputation for being the most intelligent bunch.
It is, of course, incredibly harsh to put all of them into one bracket and every now and again, some of them prove that they’re just as, if not more intelligent than the average man on the street.
Just look at some of the tweets Stoke and Nigeria striker Peter Odemwingie has been posting about his World Cup experience so far on his Twitter account today, for example.
We can’t say we know what Peter is talking about exactly, but his use of language isn’t half impressive…
The draw against Iran was the foreset origo that cause some crinkum crankum to be directed at us that was caught in the Bermuda Triangle
— Peter Odemwingie (@OdemwingieP) June 23, 2014
The state of OGaM ogam was rejected by the eagles with a higi haga style to avoid a calamitous end that brings odoriferous Saga
— Peter Odemwingie (@OdemwingieP) June 23, 2014
WTF?
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