“It gets earlier and earlier every year.”
To be fair to all curmudgeons and Scrooges out there, Christmas actually does get earlier and earlier each year and this picture is the incontrovertible proof.
Last night, 18 days before Hallowe’en, Wicklow St put up its first set of Christmas lights outside of Weir & Sons:
Christmas lights going up in Dublin pic.twitter.com/HyBHXCMJZY
— Darragh Doyle (@darraghdoyle) October 13, 2015
At this point, we really ought to commit to Wizzard’s dystopian vision of the future where it’s Christmas every day, we drink nothing but mulled wine and worship Santa Claus as the One True God.