How the poor man ended up in this predicament sounds legit. Totally legit.
We’ve lost track of how many times JOE has done a bit of nude painting so we totally believe the story this poor Chinese man related to doctors this week.
Lian Tien was doing a bit of DIY, in the nip – ” it was so hot” he told local press, reprinted in the Metro – when a terrible accident befell him.
“I slipped on the floor causing my private parts to fall inside the pipe that was protruding from the wall to take water outside from the air conditioning unit. Unfortunately, I got stuck as a result.”
Could happen, right?
Anyway, rather than immediately call the nearest doctor for help, Tien tried to fix the problem himself.
“I cut it from the wall and tried pouring oil and liquid soap down the sides, but it was so tightly wedged that nothing dripped down. I went to sleep thinking that if I relaxed it would slide off, but it didn’t. It began to get red and inflamed. I was worried that I would get a terrible infection.”
Guess what? It didn’t. Instead, two days after the initial insertion, the fire brigade were called and the manhood was eventually freed after a terrifying sounding four-hour operation with an electric cutting tool.
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