We’re sure there will be plenty of tutting and, ahem, grunting among some people at the acts on the banned list…
Pornography was censored in the UK today as the government amended a 2003 Communications act and, as a result, they have banned a great number of things.
According to The Independent, the Audiovisual Media Services Regulations 2014 now requires online porn to adhere to the same regulations as DVD shop porn as laid out by the British Board of Film Censors.
The millions of calls of “sit on my face” will now go unanswered it seems as this sex act has been deemed life-threatening along with strangulation and fisting.
Here is a list of the actions that are now banned in UK porn…
Spanking,
Caning,
Aggressive whipping,
Penetration by any object “associated with violence”,
Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual),
Urolagnia (known as “water sports”),
Female ejaculation,
Strangulation,
Facesitting,
Fisting.
If you’re a fan of porn in the UK you need not fear, these rules apply only to pornography produced within the UK and you will still be able to watch all the ‘facesitting’ you want… as long as it’s made elsewhere.
We don’t mean to sound rude or perverted for that matter, but is it not a wee bit sexist to ban female ejaculation and not men’s?
Anyway, we’ll certainly be keeping a close eye out to make sure all of these rules and regulations are strictly adhered to. You know yourself, in the interest of legality… and stuff.
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