Are you in the market for a tractor that looks like it spent a weekend away with the Pimp My Ride crew? Then look no further than this brilliant DoneDeal advert…
With 84-inch F50 alloy rims on the back, a “pointlessly loud exhaust” and a welded differential for all your drifting needs, this 1967 Massey Ferguson 135 (turbo extreme) is an absolute steal at €50,500.
The seller, who goes by the name Jerome, claims the tractor in question has been “Lowered to the balls for good land only,” it features “Side engine covers in an attempt to keep in the beastly power,” and it goes from “0 – 25kph in -10 seconds. Good for getting out in front of the cattle.”
Be warned, Jerome doesn’t have time to deal with “dreamers or townies,” he won’t accept any offers unless they work out better for him, and finally, he would consider swapping the Massey Ferguson 135 (turbo extreme) for a Massey Ferguson 390.
Unfortunately for all you wannabe pimped-out farmers, the Massey Ferguson 135 (turbo extreme) featured in the ad isn’t actually real and the photo on DoneDeal is just a photoshop of the image below. You can check out the fake advert in full over on DoneDeal.
Still, at least we know what we want for Christmas… or alternatively we’d happily take a Lamborghini tractor.
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