VIDEO: How’s (your father) Now Brown Cow – Dashcam captures the moment randy cows are hit by a car
Ah, Russian dashcams. Where would be without them?
Well, for one thing, we wouldn’t have a video of randy Russian bovines trying to make sweet, sweet cow love to each other as they cross the road. This particular clip has just come to our attention but we’re not too sure when it was actually filmed as the date in the corner is marked 15th June... in 2025. In Mother Russia, future videos you!
This determined bull certainly had the horn as he tried to mount his female partner right in the middle of a busy Russian road. The two animals both soon look quite shattered though, as the driver of the car comes ploughing into them, making an udder mess of the front of his vehicle.
To be fair to the cow, she doesn’t really milk the situation as she gets up right away but, to be honest, she’s not really our type – we’re not really in to heifers.
And what’s the moral of the story? Have sex indoors, not outside you silly cows – it’s not as friesian inside.
Ha! Cow puns.