Waterford man urgently needs date for a wedding and has written this open letter to find one

This guy is either really lonely or a comedy genius.

Letters have been appearing around Waterford town from a man named Michael looking for a number of people to fit extremely specific skill-sets to accompany him on daring and interesting personal endeavours.

The wanted list includes a wedding partner, a fitness trainer, a songwriting partner and a partner in crime for a prison escape.

According to his note, today is the day of his sister's wedding, for which he was looking for date.

It's really an offer you can't refuse.

Stuck this important notice up in town today. pic.twitter.com/3N5Izmhkiu

— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) June 27, 2015

This isn't the first time Michael's letters have been in the media with the Irish Examiner reporting on his quest for a WWF wrestling Tag Team partner.

Stuck this up in the centre of town today. pic.twitter.com/PlU3wY5ltz — Sir Michael (@Michael1979) June 24, 2015

We cant understand why he hasn't found someone yet.