Danny Dyer obliterates Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage in latest Brexit rant 7 months ago

Danny Dyer obliterates Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage in latest Brexit rant

Eternal voice of reason Danny Dyer is at it again.

You might remember a time roughly four months ago when Danny Dyer took on the lofty mantle of, simply, "Voice of Britain" and eviscerated David Cameron it what will eventually become known as the finest moment of oratory brilliance in the entire history of the modern world.

It went a little something like this: *clears throat*

"Nobody's got a fucking clue what Brexit is. You watch Question Time and it's a comedy. No-one knows what it is. It's like this mad riddle. No-one knows what it is right.

So what's happened to that twat David Cameron who called it on? How come he can scuttle off? He called all this on.

Where is he? In Europe? In Nice? With his trotters up? WHERE IS THE GEEZA?

I just think he should be held accountable."

And it appears that this fantastic poetry was no fluke as he turns his attention to salting two other hulking grey slug-men in the form of Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage.

In an exclusive interview with The Big Issue, Danny Dyer did what he does best, which is call out the current batch of cretinous politicians they are currently suffering through there in the UK, in his own gloriously idiosyncratic style.

And, in fairness to Dyer, he makes a very good point about the current disconnect between young people and politics. As well as cutting Boris Johnson's entire persona down to four simple words: stupid haircut spouting bollocks.

Dyer said:

“The politicians have all been exposed as inadequate people that talk shit constantly. That is why a generation of young people is completely lost. There is no connection. They see them in their suits, and Theresa May, bless her, just got that job by default.

Boris Johnson running around with his stupid haircut spouting bollocks. Young people look and think, if these are the people running the country, why shouldn’t I go and loot and riot?

[Politicans] are floundering around. They have been given this thing called Brexit because of one man. One man. Who we voted in to be our Prime Minister, who purely for his own ego decided to call a referendum just to get rid of Nigel Farage.

Farage, another prick in a suit who tapped into something – and I suppose it is that white working-class, middle-age man who lost his voice slightly.”

Just to remind you of how far the geeza has come, here is seven hours of Danny Dyer's Deadliest Men condensed into just over a minute, for your viewing pleasure.

Thank you and goodnight.