Is that all, Jermain?
If you're out of work at the moment or looking for a change of career, Jermain Defoe is looking for a new personal assistant.
Before you think helping out a Premier League footballer is the dream job, you might want to read the requirements for the position first.
Let's just say Defoe is a demanding man, this is the ad.
Hat-tip to 101 Great Goals.
