Whose job is it to make sure nobody pees in the shower?
They wee where they want, the Blyth Spartans players, but definitely not in the shower.
This list of club fines for the non-league side, who came so close to knocking Birmingham out of the FA Cup yesterday, makes for fascinating reading.
Whatever about a lack of hygiene in the club showers (£2 fine), you have to laugh at the fact that missing a night out with the lads costs twice as much as missing a match.
Proper order.
Defeat for @Blyth_Spartans but I’m sure they can wee barefooted in the showers tonight! #ClubRules #Blyth pic.twitter.com/Y1JLbDvhmG
— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) January 3, 2015