If this were released on Monday, we’d automatically chalk it up to an April Fool’s joke. Is this… What is this? What is happening right now? (looks in glass of water) Did somebody spike this? Seriously, what is happening right now? I’m trying my best to remain calm and level headed, but this weekend, tech […]

7 years ago

Donald Trump’s shock election win has already left a lot of people in a fragile state this morning. And now widespread Twitter rumours that Americans decided to vote for Harambe yesterday have just tipped a load of them over edge. It started when photos started to emerge of voters writing the slain silverback’s name onto ballot papers. not […]

10 years ago

What did you do the last time you skived off work? Slink off to the pub? Have a few drinks? Return home early to nap the whole thing off and then pretend it never happened when your boss asks? Well it looks like the gorilla that escaped from London Zoo last week had similar plans. […]

10 years ago

It’s happening again… London Zoo was placed under lockdown on Thursday evening following a gorilla breaking out from its enclosure. https://twitter.com/HeartLondonNews/status/786609787970674688 After confirming the breakout at 6pm, London Zoo moved quickly to lock down the zoo, hoping to protect members of the public from the as yet unnamed gorilla. As visitors to the zoo took to social […]

10 years ago

We wanted this one to be true, we really did. Despite reports to the contrary by numerous sources throughout the worldwide web, a baby gorilla born in a zoo in China has not been given the rather fantastic moniker, Harambe McHarambeface. A report that surfaced on bostonleader.com at the weekend suggested that, following a massive […]

10 years ago

Dicks out everyone.

10 years ago