A man in Canterbury, England has been jailed after he bit his neighbour’s penis in an argument over video games
An argument over an Xbox lead to James Martin (a man who is described as being “near-toothless”) biting his neighbour’s penis, after the aggrieved homeowner had asked him to turn down the volume on his TV.
The two confronted each their outside their respective flats after Martin received a text to turn down the music on his video games console, at which point the argument got heated. Things took a particularly nasty turn when Martin chomped down “like a sandwich” on his neighbour’s groin, according to a report in The Daily Mirror. When the police arrived to arrest the assailant, the court heard that he still had blood around his mouth.
Martin was jailed by Judge Adele Williams, who stated that he showed no remorse, regarded himself as the victim and was “determined to inflict as much pain and injury upon your victim as possible”.
Hat-tip to the Daily Mirror
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