Somewhere Jose Mourinho is smiling right now…
There are certain football phrases that have become so popular that they seem to enter the cultural zeitgeist.
JOE is thinking about phrases like ‘Squeaky Bum Time’, ‘Bouncebackability’ and ‘Game of Two Halves’ but one of our favourites is from a certain Jose Mourinho.
Park the Bus
noun
1. A supremely defensive tactic that usually involves getting 11 men behind the ball in an effort to earn a boring 0-0 away from home. Usually involves boring the arse off any person watching.
2. The process of actually parking a bus, frequently used by most bus drivers.
It appears that EA have been listening to the Special One and included his patented term in the new FIFA 15.
new “park the bus” tactical option in fifa 15. Chelsea fans will be happy with that. LOL #PS4share pic.twitter.com/NM0YEu9ACQ
— Zufri Zainual (@xxzufrixx) September 11, 2014
LOOOOOOOL fifa 15 actually has a ‘park the bus’ option pic.twitter.com/7GYcT4V3B5
— # (@ashraf_ahmed97) September 11, 2014
As cool as this is, JOE will still be trying to play the Kevin Keegan at Newcastle United in ’96 way, all out attack with not a single decent defender in sight.
This video tribute to Mourinho’s famous phrase isn’t bad.
Clip via – FREEbets
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