We want it all. NOW.
We don't know who you are and we don't know where you're from mystery Internet person, but what we do know is that we want to be your friend. Or, if that whole friendship thing is asking too much of you, we at least want you to give us all of your amazingly cool stuff.
Having signed up for the brand spanking new, free-to-use buy and sell
Irish website SoSellit.com, site user
Siuda has, over the past few weeks, uploaded the most brilliantly bizarre collection of items and put them up for sale. You can check out their full fantastic profile by
clicking here but, in the meantime, we've compiled just a few of our favourite incredible items.
Trust us, Del Boy's got nothin' on this punter...
Struggling when slicing your bananas in the kitchen? Fear not,
SoSellit.com has just the thing... "Cut a banana into pieces instantly!"
Not happy with how your own horrible butt looks? These imitation butt pants are exactly what you need...
Yeah, we're not sure why you'd need a police radio scanner either. Or maybe you just want to listen to Joe Duffy in the afternoon? Either way, 1000 channels is enough for any radiohead...
We'll be honest, we always thought that solar-powered torches were the stuff of myths and bedtime stories. How wrong were we...
Speaking of solar-powered, this spoon charged (entirely unnecessarily) by the power of the sun is perfect for those secret midnight raids to the kitchen for yet another bowl of tasty, tasty Coco Pops. Plus, the digital volume feature on the item will let you know exactly how much you're shovelling into yourself you greedy monster...
Not one but two of these digital breath alcohol testers feature in
Siuda's profile. Maybe that explains the police scanner after all.
That's right, they're selling their car. Along with their banana slicer.
This site really does have everything.
Because novelty butt pants aren't enough on their own...
Believe us when we say that these items are only the beginning,
head over to Siuda's profile on
SoSellit.com to check out the full thing in all of its Internet glory. For now though, we'll leave you with this...
All images via Siuda on SoSellit.com and Joyces-Style.
