A new video game in which you play an evil stealthy goose is already our highlight of 2019
"It's a lovely morning in the village... and you are a horrible goose."
That is the set-up for Untitled Goose Game, and that is all we need.
Due for release sometime in 2019, the game basically involves you controlling an evil goose, and causing havoc in an otherwise quiet and peaceful village.
You go around stealing stuff, throwing expensive things into the pond, and terrorising old women who have dropped their glasses and can't see where they're going.
Untitled Goose Game (we sincerely hope they actually just leave that as the title) is basically a stress ball made virtual, as you get to take out all of your everyday stresses on this sleepy little town... but as a goose.
Take a gander at this...
Untitled Goose Game is coming to Nintendo Switch + PC + Mac in 2019.
A new trailer and lovely website at:https://t.co/mLLf8rWG4b
Add it to your Steam wishlist here: https://t.co/hWeMWTuJot pic.twitter.com/2ON9JdkSmZ
— House House (@house_house_) August 28, 2018
We're already looking forward to Ryan Gosling playing the lead in the movie version.
(Okay, we'll stop with the puns now...)
The game will be released next year on Nintendo Switch, PC, and Mac, and we'll leave you with this image of a goose completely f**king shit up in some poor farmer's garden.
Untitled Goose Game coming to Switch pic.twitter.com/9Lz8K3AHx9
— Wario64 (@Wario64) August 28, 2018