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23rd Sep 2015

It’s official, selfies are 50% more likely to kill you than sharks

That's right, sharks

Carl Kinsella

What has the human race come to?

Mashable have crunched the numbers this week, and it turns out that you’re more likely to die while snapping a selfie than be killed by a shark.

The selfie death toll for 2015 is 12, compared to eight shark-related fatalities.

To be fair, we do spend more time with our iPhones than we do with our sharp-toothed swimming friends, but it’s still a stark reminder to practice selfie-safety.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b3HIijdQIs

Clip via Amazing images.

To be fair, people don’t actually die from taking the selfies like some kind of Stephen King-horror-story-plot-that-we’ve-just-patented. Rather they die from falling while taking selfies at a dangerous height, or by being hit by a vehicle while they focus on their phones.

Either way, when your own phone becomes more of a threat to your life than the animal they made Jaws about then it’s time to be a bit more careful.

Lastly, any combination of selfies and sharks is almost sure to end in death, so don’t do that.

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Topics:

iPhone,Selfies