Internet, get to work…
Following on from Conor McGregor’s remarkable victory over Jose Aldo IN JUST 13 SECONDS, the Internet, and Twitter in particular, has gone into p*ss-taking overdrive.
Unsurprisingly, due to the brief length of the fight (IT WAS 13 SECONDS LONG IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING), the hashtag #ThingsThatLastLongerThanAldo has been doing the rounds.
Here are some of the best and believe us when we say, it’ll take longer to read this article than it will to rewatch all of McGregor’s fight.
BECAUSE IT WAS ONLY 13 SECONDS LONG.
https://twitter.com/connorroach99/status/675969355990048768
https://twitter.com/JamesO_Riley/status/675975853738696704
Waiting for the kettle to boil #thingsthatlastlongerthenaldo
— DANNY GRIFF (@DannyGrifff) December 13, 2015
https://twitter.com/KierDoherty/status/675979158158184449
https://twitter.com/Dylan_Hutch98/status/675963277642473474
https://twitter.com/OfficialByron_E/status/675983282480246785
Typing, "things that last longer than Aldo". #thingsthatlastlongerthenaldo
— G Dubya (@GarthWestland) December 13, 2015
https://twitter.com/MarcDavies18/status/675974100909694977
Snap chat videos! #thingsthatlastlongerthenaldo #UFC194
— jasön lee wyss (@swisswyss) December 13, 2015
#thingsthatlastlongerthenaldo my wages on payday
— Craig Macey (@Craig_Macey4) December 13, 2015
@pjmcareavey @Marty_drumm a good fart after you wake up #thingsthatlastlongerthenaldo
— gareth fitzpatrick (@garethfitz81) December 13, 2015
Length of time it took to type this tweet #thingsthatlastlongerthenaldo
— Pádraic Waldron (@PadraicWaldron) December 13, 2015
https://twitter.com/BotesMike/status/675969532096356352
A phone on 1% #thingsthatlastlongerthenaldo
— christian. (@planbgod_) December 13, 2015
https://twitter.com/MERDEFAITCHIER/status/675964399065153536
Des Bishop summed it up perfectly…
I know how a girl must feel when a guy finishes in 13 seconds. So much anticipation and then, "that's it". #McGregor
— Des Bishop 毕瀚生 (@Desbishop) December 13, 2015
