Right in the kisser! JOE takes a look at 5 painful looking Parkour fails 6 years ago

Right in the kisser! JOE takes a look at 5 painful looking Parkour fails

The people featured in the following five parkour fail videos would have been better off sticking to the Parkour in Assassin’s Creed ®Unity. Ouch

Becoming a Parkour expert like Arno in Assassin's Creed Unity takes patience, endurance and balls of steel, but most importantly it requires lots and lots of practise. And we mean LOTS of it.


Like anything else in life, if you try to jump into the deep end too soon, you’re going to have a bad time, which is something that the following Parkour practitioners know all too well.

Word of warning: as the following videos are Parkour FAILS and not Parkour wins, you can expect a bit of bad language. So just make sure you’re wearing earphones or keep the volume low…

And remember: DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME... unless, of course, you're scaling the buildings and rooftops of Assassin's Creed Unity in the comfort of your own home.

Don't forget Assassin's Creed Unity releases on Xbox One, PlayStation 4 and PC on November 14 here in Ireland.

Disappearing act

POW! Right in the kisser


Chained to the railings

Stay in school, kids…


Close, but no cigar


Okay, so if you’re anything like us then all those fails have probably left you feeling a little bit dizzy, or even a bit queasy, so we’re going to leave you with this epic bonus video.

As the old saying goes: ‘Leave it to the pros…’


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