So simple, but so brilliant.
What do you mean you haven’t read ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ yet? It’s one of the single greatest pieces of literature of the 21st Century… so Mammy JOE tells us anyway.
It’s early days yet for this particular parody account inspired by E. L. James’ erotic romance novel, but with three comedy crackers under their belt already, we’ll certainly be keeping a close eye on the excellently-named Fifty Shades Of Gran.
As Dennis from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia would say, it’s all about the implication.
Genius…
She slowly licked her lips, slowly undid the buttons of her blouse and slowly lay back on the bed. She did everything slowly, she was 86.
— Fifty Shades of Gran (@50ShadesGran) January 22, 2015
Her whole body tensed. She groaned and writhed for ages before finally sighing loudly. It was always the same when she got up off the sofa. — Fifty Shades of Gran (@50ShadesGran) January 23, 2015
She stared up at me, smiled seductively and slowly bit her lip. Those new dentures were taking a while to get used to.
— Fifty Shades of Gran (@50ShadesGran) January 22, 2015
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