Right, let’s get this out of the way early on.
There’s nothing shameful in admitting that sometimes, when you’re on your own, there’s something incredibly relaxing about cupping a certain body part.
It seems that somebody has realised this, and is now trying to profit from it with the invention of a new stress ball that gives everyone the experience of cupping a pair of balls without having to go anywhere near a hairy pair of them.
Honestly, it’s tempting to order a bunch of these for the JOE office.
They’re from a Spanish company called Offbeat Estudio, and the appearance of them is somewhat offputting, but apparently there’s a sound scientific reason for the design…
“Its suspension rate generates an Euclidean curve [which] relaxes and provides those seconds of escape that we all need from time to time,” say the inventors.
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