“It is me not you.”
Break-ups are tough, but they don’t need to be if you subscribe to this Australian service that lets you head off to enjoy your first night of freedom with the lads while your ex gets a break-up text sent from sorryitsover.com.au.
It’s a coward’s dream.
Just pick from one of the following two texts and let Sorry It’s Over do the rest.
1) We have not been seeing eye-to-eye. I feel we are too different. It is me not you. There is no chemistry anymore. Hope you will be OK. We can still be friends.
or the far more aggressive…
2) How dare you treat me like this! It is over and I could not be happier. I deserve better than you. You will never find anyone as good as me.
You can also give your significant other the P45 via personalised text, email, phone call, posted letter or they’ll even meet her, or him, on your behalf. But only if you live in Melbourne.
If you’re feeling a bit bad about being a completely chickens**t cretin, you can send flowers or a break-up hamper, all for under $100. Again, you need to be in Australia and, again, you need to have absolutely no moral compass whatsoever.
Expect an Irish version before the year is out, with a six pack of Dutch Gold and three-in-one in lieu of the flowers.
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