WATCH: Child asks new Christmas present for nursery rhyme, gets earful of NSFW porn talk instead

Ho ho hos...

Ah, Christmas. What a magical time of year it is; filled with wonderful visits from loved ones, eating your fill of delicious chocolates and succulent sweets, and marvelling at the look of excitement on the faces of young children as they try out their new gifts and those gifts talk to them about "porn hot chick amateur girl c*ck p*ssy dildo". Wait. Nope. That wasn't in the Bible. Unfortunately, that's exactly what happened in one household over the foul-mouthed festive season, as the kid in question asked the brand new Amazon Echo for a rendition of a particular nursery rhyme, only to be met with a barrage of poop mouth talk from Alexa, the lady who lives inside the machine thing. Just listen to the panic as his parents try to hastily intervene. As Bing Crosby never sang, "I'm dreaming of a blue Christmas..." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5p0gqCIEa8 Clip via f0t0b0y