Dynamic French footballer Franck Ribery will miss this weekend’s match for Bayern Munich as he had surgery yesterday on his posterior
Franck Ribery has been ruled out of action for a few weeks as he recovers from a surgery he underwent yesterday on his buttocks to repair a burst blood vessel.
We are not entirely sure how you would do that in the first place, but we wish him a speedy recovery, especially as they are due to play Arse-nal in the Champions League very soon. In fact, if he doesn’t manage to make it back into the side, that would strike a bum note with us. We are truly scraping the bottom of the barrel here, but at least we’ve had a bit of craic.
Anyway, as usual, a few folks on Twitter have gotten wind of the story, and they’re treating it as very serious news.
Ribery being out with a burst blood vessel in his buttock hasn't just made my day…it's made his hole weak
— Darren Berry AFC (@DBerry1974) February 7, 2014
