The best responses to the #askCarrick hashtag on Twitter today

When will those responsible for these footballing Twitter Q and A sessions learn that they never end well?

Despite the fact that they end up becoming a merciless p*ss-taking session in the vast majority of cases, footballers continue to persist with question and answer sessions under a particular hashtag, although it must be said that it is usually not their choice and is normally the idea of the club they play for or a particular brand or company looking for promotion. Today, the Manchester United Twitter account informed their followers that they were looking for questions for the England midfielder for the official match programme, United Review, and while they probably got enough of the type of safe and run of the mill queries they were looking for, the majority of respondents used it as an ample opportunity to have a laugh. Tom Cleverley, look away now.

#mufc's official match programme United Review is interviewing Michael Carrick. Tweet us your questions for the midfielder with #AskCarrick. — Manchester United (@ManUtd) February 3, 2014

 

#AskCarrick pic.twitter.com/eTU2BpA38v — Haris (@OneAndOnlyHarry) February 3, 2014

#AskCarrick What's it like playing under the best manager in the world (Moyes) & the best CM in the world (Cleverly)? pic.twitter.com/XIm0qD5OSh — Ricky Mann (@RickyMann4) February 3, 2014

 

Last season: Carrick, 34 game - 1 goal Kagawa, 20 game - 6 goal If you no enter tiger cave, you no catch tiger. #AskCarrick WHY I NO PLAY? — Evil Kagawa (@evilkagawa) September 12, 2013

 

#AskCarrick Would you say hello to my dog who is called Carrick? This is because we managed to teach him to sit but not move forward. — Rob Summerfield (@RobSummerfield1) February 3, 2014

 

#AskCarrick the ball is a round shape,it can go in any direction (360 degrees) yet you only use the 180 degrees behind you?why is this? — Alan Wheatley (@wheat31) February 3, 2014

#askcarrick in what game was your most memorable pass back to your keeper? — Liono (@LOTTC) February 3, 2014

 

Do you ever look at Young, Cleverly, Smalling, Welbeck & question the point of living? #AskCarrick — Biatchhhhh (@sonyletmedown) February 3, 2014

#AskCarrick Did Tom Cleverley win a competition on the back of a box of corn flakes to play with the United team? — John NOT Terry (@BigJohnTerry) February 3, 2014