This guy certainly won’t be getting any anytime soon… if you know what we mean.
This lad was looking forward to a nice day out at the ballpark, but sadly his day ended in the basement of the doghouse – down beside the wet newspaper.
He was sitting with his missus in the centre seats of the Chase Field, Arizona, watching the Arizona Diamondbacks taking on the St Louis Cardinals when Cardinals batter Peter Kozma sent one high into the sky.
It went straight out to the centre seats where the couple were sitting, but instead of catching the ball and looking like a legend, the bloke jumps out of the way and lets the ball hit his missus.
Ouch, on both counts.