Teresa! I forgot me feckin trousers!
There’s a distinct lack of hairy babies around Ireland which is probably due to the sad passing of a man who fought in Vietnam and taught Elvis how to play karate. It’s a shame that Pat Mustard’s face was probably blown into the side of a tree after that bomb on the milk truck.
Don’t worry though because if you feel like emulating Ireland’s most beloved milkman, Denise Ryan has the perfect gift for you.
Denise is from Rathfarnham, Dublin and suffers from Lyme Disease but she has designed this fantastic t-shirt in an effort to raise some much needed funds. In her own words “I’m hoping people will have enough money ‘resting in their account’ to help Pat reform and go from baby maker to life saver”.
If you fancy getting your hands on one of these t-shirts then take a look here. Trust me, you’ll be so gorgeous that the police will want to arrest you.
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