Meet Risa Hirako.
Ms. Hirako is a model and blogger who, in her spare time, clearly made some sort of deal with the devil whereby she never gets any older or less beautiful. We assume there’s a painting of her in an attic somewhere that is slowly deteriorating on her behalf.
Take a guess how old she is:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BIoYDYCj9Ua/?taken-by=risa_hirako
21?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BImKVrpDzUk/?taken-by=risa_hirako
25?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BIcaOEEDxUk/?taken-by=risa_hirako
She’s 45. We haven’t seen her birth certificate, but the Independent have reported her age as 45, which is simply incomprehensible as far as we are concerned.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHyio0cD8Pr/?taken-by=risa_hirako
Where are you hiding the fountain of youth, Risa? Where?
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