SpoooOOooooOOOoooky quiz. Why bother watching a horror movie when you can simply look at your face in a magnified mirror to get a fright instead? Whether you like it or not, horror movies are big business around Halloween. Everyone craves that spooky vibe you can only achieve by watching fictional characters being terrorised for 90 […]

3 years ago

Kitchens, am I right?

3 years ago

There’s no such thing as a bad score, except anything lower than 10… Have you ever seen an old album that you hadn’t seen in a while and thought, ‘Good album cover, that’? Furthermore, have you ever seen an old album that you hadn’t seen in a while and thought, ‘Good album cover, that. One […]

4 years ago

Movies, am I right?

4 years ago

“You can’t ring Childline every time your mother threatens to kill you”

4 years ago

Happy St Patrick’s Day! Before you head out and sink 15 pints of Guiness, why not verify your Irish credentials by taking this fool proof quiz?

4 years ago

69% isn’t a good score here

6 years ago

2009 was a strong year for music.  We had The Black Eyed Peas dominating the charts with random sounds such as ‘Boom Boom Pow’ and informing us that they were getting feelings, such as ‘I Gotta Feeling’. Meanwhile, Jason Mraz was busy letting us all know that he’s ours, whether we liked it or not. Musicians […]

6 years ago

How many hanks would Tom Hanks hank if Tom Hanks could hank hanks? As the old saying goes, if you want to watch a good movie, simply stick on Paw Patrol: Mighty Pups, or something starring Tom Hanks. Those are the only two categories that exist in the movie world in the year of our Lord […]

6 years ago

Happy I’m A Celeb press photo day to you and yours! Today is content Christmas as the I’m A Celeb 2019 contestants have officially been announced, along with some accompanying imagery to promote the show. As with any reality television programme, we have the power within us to fast-forward proceedings and prematurely crown our winner. All it takes is […]

6 years ago

Opinion: The Succession theme song slaps harder than should be legally permitted. Succession, am I right? By now you should’ve lashed through series one and two in quick succession(!) so that you can keep up with the incessant chatter and quotes in work. You should have a firm favourite (Roman) and a character whose dumb little face […]

6 years ago

Tis the season to be antisocial!

6 years ago

October, am I right? Folks, I cannot believe I am saying this again. But it has been ANOTHER strong month over on Twitter dot com. Users have surpassed themselves in terms of content, brevity, originality, meme-ability and of course, banter. Topics discussed this month included Succession, having ~*relations*~ with Shrek, Instagram story recommendations, leaky fridges and of […]

6 years ago

Not too sure if I could see myself wearing this. There is such a product currently in existence that is very simply an invisibility cloak. As you would expect, the product is difficult to track down. But not impossible. I was lucky enough to get my hands on one, so to speak, and have conducted […]

6 years ago

If you add an apostrophe to Halloween, you’re a nark. Not sure if you’ve heard, but Halloween is fast approaching. You can tell because people are actively purchasing and then installing fake cobwebs around their houses in a bid to make the place feel a bit more spooky than usual. Spiders are hiding in the […]

6 years ago

There is no such thing as a quick trip to IKEA.

7 years ago

BRING ON THE WALL! Game shows are the perfect accompaniment to any activity. Preparing dinner? Stick on a game show. Painting the living room? Stick on a game show. Eating a sandwich? Stick on a game show. Stick on a game show? Stick on a game show. Britain has truly struck gold when it comes […]

7 years ago

*Spooky content ahead – reader discretion is advised* Halloween 2019 is very quickly approaching. There are two types of people in this world. Those that plan their Halloween costume months in advance, meticulously sourcing all of the relevant items essential for the outfit, then carefully crafting the thing piece by piece, and those that find […]

7 years ago

This was hard (that’s what she said) It’s been six years since The US Office aired its final episode. But we mustn’t cry because it’s over. As the inspirational fridge magnet quote suggests, we must instead smile because it happened. Then, we must rank the show’s minor characters from worst to best because this is an important […]

7 years ago

Disclaimer: There is no such thing as a bad episode of Fleabag. As is common knowledge at this point, Fleabag is the greatest television show in existence. Period. Every episode is a masterclass in how to tell a story, peppered with the perfect amount of humour, sentimentality, reliability and realness that keeps you emotionally invested from start […]

7 years ago

Halloween is just 23 days away, this is acceptable content

7 years ago

The one where mass unrest is created.  Friends turns 25 this week and you’re invited to the party. It’s nothing too fancy, just a few drinks, maybe some vol au vents and a tiny fight will break out over whether Shrek 2 has a better soundtrack than Cruel Intentions (it does). When the party wraps up, you’ll stick around […]

7 years ago

You’re Gunther!  Friends, am I right? The show turns 25 this week and with it comes a whole new world of incredibly dated content. In case you missed it the first time around, now is your chance to finally find out which Friends character you’re most similar to. Could it be Teresa? Maybe Phil? Or even Tony? Calm […]

7 years ago

The ultimate test. How good are you at identifying Will Ferrell movies that already exist from one single image? Is that a skill you have acquired, you big idiot? Oh, it actually is? Prove it.

7 years ago

“I think I was once given cocaine but I sneezed so it didn’t go up my nose. In fact, it may have been icing sugar.” One is a money-hungry status-obsessed TV villain who is potentially responsible for a large amount of morally-suspect endeavours, devoid of any real human emotion or sense of remorse… and the […]

7 years ago

Turn that clown upside down! Clowns, am I right? Some of us like them, some of us loathe them, some of us are low-key attracted to them, some of us are indifferent towards them and some of us indeed are them. So where do you land on the clown spectrum? Frankly, if you don’t know […]

7 years ago

It’s-a me, a silhouette! You have a lot more in common with a cartoon character than you think. For example, they aren’t exempt from being turned into silhouettes either. Silhouettes are just like you and I. They merely want to go about their business in the least intrusive way possible, making friends along the way […]

7 years ago

Add to cart > remove from cart > modify order > request extra cheese > place order Right, it has happened. You’ve really gone and done it this time. You went for what was initially advertised as precisely one beer and have woken up feeling like a radiator that needs to be bled / has […]

7 years ago

Remember when ‘Covfefe’ was the least of our worries? Coffee is good, possibly even great. As a concept, flawless. Execution, flawless. Results, flawless. As with anything, it’s important to point out that some types of coffee are slightly inferior to others. For example, ‘One decaf coffee, please’ is the order of a jester and ‘Do […]

7 years ago

Tonight we’re gonna quizzy like it’s 1999. Remember 1999? We were listening to the greatest song of all time (Mambo No. 5 by Lou Bega), watching The Sopranos, playing with Furbies, reading Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban and begging our parents to let us go to the cinema to see Toy Story 2. It was a big year […]

7 years ago

Quiz wanker! It’s the age old question that’s never far from our minds – If I was one of The Inbetweeners, which one would I be? Well now you can finally relax, as just 10 multiple choice questions stand between you and your fate as an entirely fictional television character. Answer as honestly as possible, don’t you […]

7 years ago

It’s Love Island, not Quiz Island (yet).  Remember Love Island 2019? You should. It only ended seven days ago. There were highs and lows, swings and roundabouts, bucket hats and hair extensions. It was a wild ride from start to finish. But it’s now been almost two months since this year’s series officially started. How good is your memory, […]

7 years ago

It was what it was. Love Island 2019 has finished. We are now living in a post-apocalyptic world between the hours of 9-10pm, Sunday-Friday. But we mustn’t cry because it is over. Heavens no. We must smile because it happened. Then, we must rank the contestants from worst to best for no reason other than […]

7 years ago

Day 49. We did it! We survived Love Island 2019! Please collect your complementary tote bag and personalised lanyard on your way out. Last night, the series finally wrapped, with *SPOILER ALERT* love being the true winner. Just kidding, it was TV ratings. Amber and Greg were rightly crowned our victors, with Molly-Mae and Tommy finishing in […]

7 years ago

Day 48… It’s! The! Penultimate! Episode! Of! Love Island! 2019! The annual ‘Let’s see if your parents hate me for trying to shag you on the telly’ episode of Love Island aired last night and it was an absolute treat. Devastatingly, everything ran quite smoothly. Nobody punched anyone, no one refused to shake hands, there were no tears of […]

7 years ago

GONNA TAKE MY HORSE TO THE HOTEL ROOM… As the great Limmy continues to remind us time and time again, check out Daft Punk’s new single ‘Get Lucky’ if you get the chance. Sound of the summer. Not sure if you’ve noticed, but the summer is here. Ice cream sales have gone up, airline ticket […]

7 years ago

Day 46. Flames to dust, lovers to friends, why must all Love Island series come to an end? We’re now officially in the ‘winding down’ stage of this year’s Love Island. The couples are sticking together like hogs to a truffle, the stupid tasks are finally finished and it’s mostly just a waiting game for the islanders at this […]

7 years ago

Day 45 Love Island? More like BETRAYAL ISLAND, am I right? Folks it kicked off last night, following on from the night before where it did indeed kick off as well. The previous night’s drama continued as it so often does, with the islanders having the benefit of a good’s night sleep fuelling their further descent into […]

7 years ago

It quiz what it quiz… Love Island 2019 is steadily coming closer to the end. But we mustn’t frown because it’s almost over. Heavens no. Instead, we must smile because it happened. This year’s contestants were a raucous bunch at times. Were they the most entertaining Love Island lineup we’ve ever had? Honestly, no. But we made the […]

7 years ago

Day 43. Big old night in the Love Island villa, wasn’t it? If your definition of a big old night involves a lot of sitting around, a heap of eggs being cooked in a variety of different ways, some arguments, questionable eyewear and a guaranteed minimum of one person crying at all times. Still, not long to […]

7 years ago

Day 42. We’re hitting the final stretch of Love Island 2019 and it feels right. Next week, our winners are going to be crowned and we’ll instantly forget everything about them, as is the traditional arc of a Love Island cycle. So let’s savour this week, yeah? Let’s hold off on the “Who cares?” comments just this once, as a […]

7 years ago

It’s quizness time. Remember a simpler time when the painful affliction of dial-up internet would heavily pixellate images and force you to sit staring back at your own reflection on the computer screen waiting for movie posters and their accompanying cinema times to load? Well, those days are long gone, but for the purpose of […]

7 years ago

Day 40 The worst part about storming Area 51 is going to be when we have to explain to the aliens what Love Island is and why we’re all watching it. Last night’s show saw a reptile invasion in the villa, in the form of one gigantic snake named Michael Griffiths. As the prophecy foretold, Michael has […]

7 years ago

Day 39. Becoming increasingly likely that the real Love Island was the dank memes we created along the way. Last night’s episode was moderately exciting as we saw three new players enter the arena. Due to a sheer lack of exposure to viable candidates, everyone conveniently seems to fancy everyone. Elsewhere, Amber seemed to finally be getting […]

7 years ago

Brands, am I right? Some brands take liberties with the spelling of their names. It’s a tough stance that I’m willing to take. For example, the spelling of ‘Froot Loops’ and ‘Tumblr’ are the workings of an absolute mad man (or mad woman). Every day we’re exposed to bajillions of brand logos, which generally come […]

7 years ago

Day 38.  Truth be told, I am running out of introductions for this daily Love Island round-up. The show aired last night. Some things happened. There was noisy kissing. People sat in the sun. Flirting took place. It’s rumoured that this series will finish on Monday 29 July and frankly, that feels about right. We’ve had our […]

7 years ago

You can’t spell America without Erica… Not sure if you’ve heard, but Stranger Things 3 is now available to stream on Netflix. Naturally, more spoilers than a used car dealership lie ahead. If you haven’t finished the season yet, respectfully, go away (and come back later). Now then. Decent, wasn’t it? Strong start, sufficient middle and a […]

7 years ago

Day 37.  Quite an evening took place in the Love Island villa yesterday, credit where it’s due. The islanders were set with the unthinkable task of choosing between Michael or Joanna to stay and continue their journey into becoming a profitable influencer for the next fiscal year. Tensions were running high, but ultimately justice prevailed and both […]

7 years ago

Day 36.  Another week, another six evenings out of seven spent watching the unfolding adventures on that pesky Love Island. Last night’s show took an unexpected twist when it emerged that people are still using the term ‘lipsing’ in the year of our Lord 2019. More on this as the story develops. Elsewhere, a game as […]

7 years ago

It is with a heavy heart I must announce that The Americans™ are at it again. They have taken the pinnacle of British reality television formats and produced their own version of Love Island, cleverly calling it Love Island USA. The main differences are that it takes place in Fiji, Caroline Flack is non-existent, the contestants are indeed […]

7 years ago