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Deputy Editor of JOE.co.uk

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  • These pictures of politicians with football managers’ hair are here to ruin your day

    These pictures of politicians with football managers’ hair are here to ruin your day

    The internet is, at times, a loathsome place. Full of hisses and shrieks. People in comment sections telling each other how wrong they are. People with egg profile pics making weird remarks. Vile remarks. Sexual explicit remarks. Remarks you’re quite happy you don’t fully understand. So much of it feeling like it needed to go […]

    7 years ago

  • A hundred firefighters battle vicious fire at block of flats in London

    A hundred firefighters battle vicious fire at block of flats in London

    The cause of the fire is under investigation. UPDATE – Sunday 9 June, 6.30pm The London Fire Brigade reports that the blaze is now under control. The #Barking fire at a block of flats is now under control. https://t.co/fHtGyRtbgD pic.twitter.com/3RjTSQ5hup — London Fire Brigade (@LondonFire) June 9, 2019 UPDATE ENDS Around a hundred firefighters have […]

    7 years ago

  • Student mows giant penis into lawn to greet Donald Trump’s arrival at Stansted Airport

    Student mows giant penis into lawn to greet Donald Trump’s arrival at Stansted Airport

    A method of protest straight out of the schoolboy’s handbook. An 18-year-old student used a lawnmower to carve protest messages into the lawn close to where Donald Trump arrived in the country via aeroplane on Monday morning. Ollie Nancarrow spent the weekend mowing the phrases”Oi Trump” and “Climate change is real”, along with a penis […]

    7 years ago

  • House of Commons leader quits government as pressure mounts on Theresa May

    House of Commons leader quits government as pressure mounts on Theresa May

    She does not believe the UK would not be “truly sovereign” under the proposed deal. House of Commons leader Andrea Leadsom has quit her post over the British government’s approach to Brexit, saying “I no longer believe that our approach will deliver on the referendum result”. In a resignation letter, the MP for South Northamptonshire said she was […]

    7 years ago

  • Nigel Farage ‘trapped in Brexit bus’ after arrival of group with milkshakes

    Nigel Farage ‘trapped in Brexit bus’ after arrival of group with milkshakes

    The former UKIP leader’s bus has been targeted Nigel Farage has reportedly been trapped in his Brexit Party campaign bus after a group holding milkshakes showed up at campaign event. It is believed that the bus was surrounded by the group in Kent where the Brexit Party leader was out campaigning, with Farage currently unable to […]

    7 years ago

  • ITV have cancelled The Jeremy Kyle Show

    ITV have cancelled The Jeremy Kyle Show

    The Jeremy Kyle show will not return to ITV. Production of The Jeremy Kyle show has been ended, ITV has confirmed. The cancellation of the show comes after the death of Steve Dymond, a guest on the show, following an appearance in which he failed a lie detector test. The episode in which he appeared […]

    7 years ago

  • Bomb discovered at Sri Lankan airport hours after explosions kill 207

    Bomb discovered at Sri Lankan airport hours after explosions kill 207

    A pipe bomb was discovered at Bandaranaike International. A bomb has been found at Sri Lanka’s main airport just hours after 207 people were killed in a series of targeted explosions in the country on Easter Sunday. A six-foot pipe bomb was discovered on a road close to Bandaranaike International – also known as Katunayake […]

    7 years ago

  • SAS flight accidentally lands in wrong city in Italy

    SAS flight accidentally lands in wrong city in Italy

    “Safety is always our first priority.” A passenger flight from Copenhagen to Florence accidentally landed 65 miles away in Bologna, just a month after a British Airways flight from Germany flew to Edinburgh rather than Düsseldorf. The Independent reports that the Scandinavian Airlines (SAS) jet set off from the Danish capital, but after discovering they did not have […]

    7 years ago

  • Bean bag onesies are now a thing you can buy because who ever wants to stand up

    Bean bag onesies are now a thing you can buy because who ever wants to stand up

    What could be more useful than always having a seat? Lazy louts of the world rejoice, a new invention means you may never have to stand up again: introducing the bean bag onesie. It’s being sold on ThinkGeek, and the the fleece / bean bag is perfect for anybody who gives minimum fucks about style and […]

    7 years ago

  • Ofcom investigating ‘white people’ remark by Channel 4 News presenter Jon Snow

    Ofcom investigating ‘white people’ remark by Channel 4 News presenter Jon Snow

    Channel 4 News has issued an apology for Snow’s comment. Media regulator Ofcom has confirmed that it will investigate a remark made by Channel 4 News presenter Jon Snow about a recent pro-Brexit rally in London. Speaking following a report about the protest, held on 29 March, Snow claimed that he had “never seen so […]

    7 years ago

  • EU passes controversial Article 13 that critics have warned could ‘ban memes’

    EU passes controversial Article 13 that critics have warned could ‘ban memes’

    The ‘Copyright Directive’ was backed by the European Parliament on Tuesday. The EU has backed a controversial directive that makes major changes to copyright regulation online, one that critics have warned could alter the way in which users access the internet. If it is accepted into law by European Union member states, it will mean that […]

    7 years ago

  • Passengers quarantined by masked staff after ‘coughing sickness’ outbreak on flight to Gatwick

    Passengers quarantined by masked staff after ‘coughing sickness’ outbreak on flight to Gatwick

    A number of passengers suddenly became unwell with “flu-like” symptoms. Staff wearing masks took passengers onboard a Virgin flight from Barbados to London Gatwick into quarantine after a mid-flight outbreak of a mystery ‘coughing sickness’. A passenger on the plane, Trevor Wilson, claimed that several people onboard had experienced “flu-like symptoms” while on the flight […]

    7 years ago

  • Labour will table amendment in favour of a second referendum on Brexit

    Labour will table amendment in favour of a second referendum on Brexit

    “The Prime Minister is recklessly running down the clock, in an attempt to force MPs to choose between her botched deal and a disastrous No Deal. We cannot and will not accept,” Corbyn said. Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has announced plans to put forward or support an amendment in favour of a People’s Vote on […]

    7 years ago

  • Chris Brown arrested on suspicion of rape in Paris

    Chris Brown arrested on suspicion of rape in Paris

    It is alleged Chris Brown sexually assaulted a woman earlier this month. Chris Brown has been arrested on suspicion of rape in Paris. The 29-year-old rapper is being held by French police along with two others, the Associated Press reports. Brown was detained on Monday and remains in custody, according to authorities. One of the men […]

    7 years ago

  • Rick and Morty is coming to television for the first time

    Rick and Morty is coming to television for the first time

    Loads of Adult Swim content is going to be made available on All 4. Rick and Morty will be aired on terrestrial TV in Ireland and the UK for the first time as of February, with viewers able to catch up on series one to three on E4 ahead of the brand new series four being aired […]

    7 years ago

  • Wayne Rooney’s mugshot released after his arrest for ‘public intoxication and swearing’

    Wayne Rooney’s mugshot released after his arrest for ‘public intoxication and swearing’

    The incident occurred on 16 December. Wayne Rooney’s mugshot has been released following his arrest for ‘public intoxication and swearing’ last month. The former England captain – who moved to the USA to play for Major League Soccer’s D.C. last year – was detained by the Metropolitan Washington Airport Authority at Dulles International Airport after spending […]

    7 years ago

  • WATCH: Liverpool fans sing Virgil van Djik chant to the tune of a classic trad anthem

    WATCH: Liverpool fans sing Virgil van Djik chant to the tune of a classic trad anthem

    Still pretty catchy. Footage has emerged showing Liverpool fans singing a chant that is very close to Irish people. A re-working of  the classic ‘Dirty Old Town’, the new chant celebrates the Merseysiders’ centre-half Virgil van Djik. Originally written by British folk singer, songwriter, and labour activist Ewan MacColl, the song was made popular by The Dubliners and covered by The Pogues, Rod […]

    7 years ago

  • Founder of Vine and HQ Trivia, Colin Kroll, found dead aged 35

    Founder of Vine and HQ Trivia, Colin Kroll, found dead aged 35

    Kroll was named CEO of HQ Trivia in 2015. The co-founder of Vine and HQ Trivia, Colin Kroll, has been found dead aged 35, it has been reported. American news site TMZ say his girlfriend called New York City police early Sunday morning to ask them to perform a welfare check after she was unable to get […]

    7 years ago

  • A new trailer for Luther season five just dropped

    A new trailer for Luther season five just dropped

    Nearly there now… The latest trailer for series five of Luther has been released by the BBC, and it is grim business as usual for the dogged detective. In it John Luther (Idris Elba) appears alongside new recruit D.S. Catherine Halliday (Wunmi Mosaku) hunting a killer as they embark on a murderous spree across London. The trailer features […]

    7 years ago

  • Elon Musk plans to move to Mars despite “good chance of death”

    Elon Musk plans to move to Mars despite “good chance of death”

    He says there’s a 70 per cent chance of him moving there. Elon Musk has said that he is considering moving to Mars onboard one of his SpaceX rockets. “I know exactly what to do,” the Tesla founder told Axios on HBO in a new interview. “I’m talking about moving there.” Musk, 47, added that the move could […]

    7 years ago

  • Jack Black reunited with the School of Rock drummer after 15 years

    Jack Black reunited with the School of Rock drummer after 15 years

    Kevin Clark played Freddy Jones in School of Rock It may not feel like it, but it’s almost 15 years since Jack Black’s cult comedy School of Rock was first released back in 2004. The film follows a struggling guitarist, played by Black, who disguises himself as a substitute teacher at a prestigious prep school and teaches a class […]

    7 years ago

  • WATCH: Iceland’s Christmas advert banned for being too political

    WATCH: Iceland’s Christmas advert banned for being too political

    The banned advert was taken from an animated Greenpeace short film. British supermarket chain Iceland has had its Christmas advert banned from TV for breaching political advertising rules. The ad, which remains available to watch online, was adopted from an animated Greenpeace short film. It features a young girl and an orangutan and describes the destruction of rainforests as […]

    8 years ago

  • The Chase accused of fix after Beast answers £30,000 question after time runs out

    The Chase accused of fix after Beast answers £30,000 question after time runs out

    The Chase has once again being accused of being fixed by angry viewers. Viewers of The Chase were yet again questioning the fairness of the show during a recent episode when Mark ‘The Beast’ Labbett appeared to answer a question after his two-minutes ran out. In doing so, he denied contestants on the show a £30,000 prize pot. […]

    8 years ago

  • The full 20 game line-up of the PlayStation Classic has been announced

    The full 20 game line-up of the PlayStation Classic has been announced

    We now know all the games on the PlayStation Classic. Back in September, Sony announced they would be launching their PlayStation Classic ahead of Christmas and needless to say we were fucking stoked. Based on their launch video we knew it would be 45% smaller than the original PlayStation, and would feature 20 classic games built […]

    8 years ago

  • Harry Redknapp confirmed to appear on I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here!

    Harry Redknapp confirmed to appear on I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here!

    Harry Redknapp will be appearing on I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! Former Tottenham Hotspur boss Harry Redknapp will be heading to Australia for the next series of I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here!. Insider information has revealed he will be appearing alongside The Chase’s Ann Hegerty and Coronation Street’s Sair Khan, the Mirror reports. […]

    8 years ago

  • Stephen King says The Haunting of Hill House is ‘close to a work of genius’

    Stephen King says The Haunting of Hill House is ‘close to a work of genius’

    Stephen King is a big fan of Netflix’s new show The Haunting of Hill House. Even though it was only released on Friday, The Haunting of Hill House has already attracted big praise from critics, with a 90% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, as well as has been hailed by fans as an even better show than American […]

    8 years ago

  • Rupert Grint almost quit playing Ron Weasley after Goblet of Fire

    Rupert Grint almost quit playing Ron Weasley after Goblet of Fire

    He just wanted to do “normal stuff”. Harry Potter actor Rupert Grint has explained that he almost quit the franchise after the film series’ fourth instalment. Speaking with The Independent while discussing the release of Snatch series 2, the Ron Weasley actor said that in the aftermath of The Goblet of Fire he felt stressed by […]

    8 years ago

  • Nirvana reunite and play a six-song set at American music festival

    Nirvana reunite and play a six-song set at American music festival

    Nirvana’s surviving members got together to perform at the CalJam music festival. Dave Grohl, Pat Smear and Krist Novoselik have performed Nirvana material together following Foo Fighter’s headline set at CalJam music festival. Deer Tick’s John McCauley and Joan Jett stood in for the band’s deceased lead singer Kurt Cobain. The group is the same line-up as performed at […]

    8 years ago

  • Behold – the 30 most right-swiped people on Tinder right now

    Behold – the 30 most right-swiped people on Tinder right now

    Tinder’s most right-swiped people – as you can probably guess – are very attractive. Look, as someone who very much like you, lives in the whole “I might not be a 10/10, or even a 8/10, but at least I’ve got some solid banter” camp when it comes to dating apps like Tinder, I can […]

    8 years ago

  • Elon Musk’s response after standing down as Tesla chairman is typical Elon Musk

    Elon Musk’s response after standing down as Tesla chairman is typical Elon Musk

    His tweeting led to him losing the job, but he’s still tweeting… Elon Musk was forced to step down as the chairman of Tesla over the weekend following a string of controversial tweets. One of his claims on Twitter in August was that he was looking at taking Tesla private and had “funding secured” –  […]

    8 years ago

  • Three killed and two injured in warehouse shooting in Maryland, US

    Three killed and two injured in warehouse shooting in Maryland, US

    The attacker opened fire at a US business park. Three people have been killed and two injured following a shooting at a drugstore distribution centre in Harford County, Maryland on Tuesday afternoon. Roughly 1,000 people work at the Rite Aid support facility, but the area is now believed to be secure. “The distribution centre is where products […]

    8 years ago

  • If you’re born in September you’re likely to be smarter, research finds

    If you’re born in September you’re likely to be smarter, research finds

    You’re also less like to be incarcerated. If you’re born in September and you’ve always had a grandiose sense of yourself and your intelligence, the bad news is you’re exhibiting one of the 20 traits commonly found in psychopaths, the good news, though, is science indicates you might also be 100% correct. A study published […]

    8 years ago

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